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#1 2024-10-01 00:06:38

Jai Ganesh
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Cat Jokes - IX

Q: Why did the cat get pulled over by the police?
A: Because it "littered".
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Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octopuss!
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Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
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Q: When the cat's away.....?
A: The house smells better!
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Q: What did the girl say to the talking cat?
A: You're freaking meowt.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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