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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Pie Jokes - I

Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!
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Q: Why did the pie go to a dentist?
A: Because he needed a filling!
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Q: What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
A: Have you ever tried worm pie?
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Q: What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
A: Puff pastry.
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Q: What did the cherry say to the cherry pie?
A: "You've got some crust."
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