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#1 2024-04-13 18:06:25
- Jai Ganesh
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Chocolate Jokes - II
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe.
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What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar!
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What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
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What is the opposite of Chocolate?
Chocoearly.
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What Christmas carol do candy bars sing?
Almond Joy To The World.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
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