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#1 2024-04-04 18:29:41
- Jai Ganesh
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Cheese Jokes - IV
Q: What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese?
A: Muenster cheese.
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Q: Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers?
A: Someone always cuts the cheese.
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Q: When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying?
A: When it's too Gouda to be true.
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Q: What hotel do mice stay in ?
A: The Stilton.
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Q: What did the Cheese salesman say?
A: That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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