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#1 2024-02-27 17:02:21
- Jai Ganesh
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Apple Jokes - II
What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A Macintosh.
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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac.
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What did the apple say to the almond?
You're Nuts!
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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one, then!
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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
A bookworm !
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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