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#1 2024-02-24 17:29:51
- Jai Ganesh
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Chocolate Jokes - 1
What kind of candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE.
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If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have?
Diabetes..... Jake has diabetes...
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What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A Candy Baa.
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How do you know it's cold outside?
When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
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What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
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