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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Math Jokes - 22

Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles triangles.
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Q: Where can you buy a ruler that is three feet long?
A: At a yard sale.
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Q: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
A: 3.142.
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Q: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
A: Geometry.
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Q: Why did the inches obey the yardstick?
A: He was their ruler!
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