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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?

A: By using a cod-ratic inequality.

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Q: Why did the imaginary number turn red?

A: It ran out of i-drops.

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Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?

A: By completing the scare.

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Q: What did algebra math book say to the other?

A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

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Q: Why did the polynomial plant wilt?

A: Its roots were imaginary.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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