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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,177

One liners - 246

I'll clean my house when the last kid has moved out.
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Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body?
A: He is all right now.
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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences.
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Your secrets are safe with me because I literally won't remember them. This also applies to your birthday. Your birthdays are safe with me.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.