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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,246

One liners - 242

I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words… "Were you fired?"
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You don't work – you don't have money to live, you work – there's no time to live.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you.
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Where do sick boats go to get healthy? To the dock!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.