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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 149

When your kids are little you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
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The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.
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What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
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Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
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At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.