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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,171

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Lawyers really aren't so bad, it's just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad.
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At my job, I have 500 people under me. I'm a security guard at a cemetery.
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Seek knowledge from cradle to the grave.
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If time is money are ATM's time machines?
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Why was the horse so happy? Because he lived in a stable environment.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.