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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,171

One liners - 126

Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."
Media: Scientist claims "Findings are meaningless."
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The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years, and you sit there and act like everything is fine.
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I got called pretty yesterday and it felt good! Actually, the full sentence was "You're pretty annoying." but I'm choosing to focus on the positive.
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Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver!
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I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.