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#1 2022-08-07 00:05:49

ganesh
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Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs.
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I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.
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I hate when I'm running on the treadmill for half an hour and look down to see it's been 4 minutes.
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Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car.
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I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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