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#1 2022-06-28 00:37:50

Jai Ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
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One liners - 2

I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she's giving me lately.
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
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I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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