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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 30

To be stung by a mosquito is not very pleasant.
But the thought that an insect with just 10 brain cells could mess up your entire night is something quite different.
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Are you feeling all alone?
Put on a good horror movie and switch off all the lights. That alone feeling will soon go away.
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I clean five hours ahead before I have guests over, just to be able to say: “Sorry it's usually not this messy.”
In reality, I’m seeing the floor for the first time in months.
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“Excuse me, sir, have you seen a police officer around?”
“No, not a soul, actually.”
“Very good, now give me your wallet, watch and laptop!”
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Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.