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#1 2022-01-20 00:04:46

Jai Ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 17

My son is 9 and wants to move out because we constantly forbid him everything.
Well, we forbid him that too.
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My grandma gave me this great advice, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
She was right! You just have to really work on your aim.
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Two men are talking, “So, how’s the new job?”
“Like paradise, really.”
“No kidding? How so?”
“I could get kicked out any day.”
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At a job Interview:
“What are your strengths?”
“I take matters in my own hands.”
“Ok, thank you. We will contact you.”
“No, I will contact you.”
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At the restaurant, “Sir, would you prefer a red or a white wine?”
The customer shrugs, “I don’t really care. I’m colorblind.”
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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