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#1 2021-09-07 01:13:02

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 15

Q: What’s brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
A: Mince spies.
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Q: What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Q: What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
A: He got 12 months.
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Q: Why was Santa’s helper sad?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem.
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Q: What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
A: Comet.
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