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#1 2021-08-30 00:07:40

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 11

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
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Q: What do witches order at hotels?
A: Broom service.
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Q: Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
A: Because he only had one pupil.
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Q: Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
A: Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Q: Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
A: To her broom.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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