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#1 2021-07-23 00:09:34

ganesh
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Miscellaneous Jokes - 3

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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Q: How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
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Q: Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
A: Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
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My teachers told me I’d never amount to much since I procrastinate so much.
I told them, “Just you wait!”
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Q: Why were they called the “dark ages?”
A: Because there were a lot of knights.
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Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
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Q: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
A: They don’t have the right koala-fications.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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