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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Skating Jokes

Questions and Answers : Skating Jokes
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Q: How is music like ice skating?
A: If you don't "C sharp" you'll "B flat."
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Q: How do you know if your a figure skater?
A: Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography in your head.
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Q: Why shouldn't you tell jokes while ice skating?
A: Because the ice might crack up!
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Q: What do you call a male figure skater who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
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Q: What do a dentist and a figure skating coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!
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