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Jai Ganesh

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Fish Jokes - 10

Q: What do you get when you cross a mink with an octopus?
A: A coat of arms.
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Q: What do you call a fish that can give you a face-lift?
A: A plastic Sturgeon.
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Q: What did the people say when they were waiting for the dolphins to jump?
A: Water they waiting for!
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Q: Why did the fish go to Hollywood?
A: He wanted to be a starfish!
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Q: What do you call an underwater social network?
A: Fishbook.
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Q: How did the marine mollusk get into college?
A: Apparently it got in on a scallopship!
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Q: What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A: A seahorse!
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