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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Organic Jokes

Q: What water yields the most beautiful organic vegetables?
A: Perspiration!
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Q: How many grams of protein are in an organic apple pie?
A: 3.14159265
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Q: Why are organic bananas never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
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Q: What do you call a comedy club that sells organic food?
A: Trader Jokes.
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Q: Why did Snow white eat the apple?
A: Because the old lady said it was organic.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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