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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Photographer Jokes - I

Q: Did you hear about how the photographer died?
A: It makes me shutter.
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Q: Where does a cow hang his photos?
A: In a mooooseum.
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Two girls: "A tray of sushi, please."
Waiter: "To eat or to post photos of on Instagram?
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Q: What do you call a mixed media artist without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
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Q: Why shouldn't you steal from someone holding a camera?
A: Because they have a photographic memory.
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