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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Marriage Jokes - I

Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Q: What kind of institution is Marriage?
A: One where a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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Q: What does marriage do?
A: Puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
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Q: What kind of rings do men need for marriage?
A1: Engagement Ring.
A2: Wedding Ring.
A3: Suffe-Ring.
A4: Endu-Ring.
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Q: What's the definition of a happy marriage?
A: One where the husband gives and the wife takes.
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