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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Jewelry Jokes - I

I lost my mood ring,
I don't know how I feel about that.
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Q: What happens when your wife wants a pearl necklace?
A: You shell out a lot of money.
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Q: How do you protect a jewelry store at night?
A: You Locket.
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Q: Why is marriage is a three ring circus?
A: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffer-ring!
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Q: How do you propose to the queen bee?
A: With a Ru-Bee ring.
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