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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Landlord Jokes - I

Q: How did the landlord die?
A: He Cashed Out
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Q: How many ants do you need to rent out an apartment?
A: Tenants.
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Q: Why did the landlord put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
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Q: Do you know how to save a drowning real estate agent?
A: Take your foot off his head.
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Q: Did you hear about the landlord?
A: She enjoys long romantic walks to the Bank of America.
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