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Jai Ganesh

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Hat Jokes - II

Q: Did you hear about the perverted magician?
A: He pulled his top hat out of a Bunny.
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Q: Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
A: In the croakroom!
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Q: What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat?
A: A Merry Can (American).
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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
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