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- Jai Ganesh
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Dancer Jokes - IX
Q: How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
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Q: How do hens dance?
A: Chick to chick.
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Q: What do they say about dancing vampires?
A: They drag!
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Q: What do you call a dancing lamb?
A: A baa-lerina!
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Q: What kind of dancing might you do in a sink?
A: Tap dancing.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
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