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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Dancer Jokes - VI

Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o!
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Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic they like!
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Q: What is good for your soul but not your soles?
A: Dancing!
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Q: What animals are poor dancers?
A: Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet
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Q: Why did the dancer cross the road?
A: Because she had to do it on the other side!
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