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Q: When things go wrong, what can you always count on? 
A: Your fingers. 
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Q: What coin doubles in value when half is deducted? 
A: A half dollar. 
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Q: What has 3 feet but no toes? 
A: A yard stick. 
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Q: How do you make seven even? 
A: Remove the 's'.
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Q: Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills? 
A: They need to be changed.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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