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Jai Ganesh

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Grape Jokes - II

Q: What did one grape say to another?
A: You've got appeal in bunches!
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Q: What's the new definition of divine?
A: It's what da grapes grow on.
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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe idoit breathe.
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Q: Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice.
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Q: Why'd Mrs Grape leave her family?
A: She was tired of raisin kids!
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