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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cheese Jokes - I

Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that was left was de brie.
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Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue cheese.
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Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!
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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!
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Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
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