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#1 2024-03-29 21:41:25
- Jai Ganesh
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Celery Quotes - II
Q: What do you get when you cross grapes with celery?
A: A wine celer.
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Q: What do you call celery stalks covered in solid gold?
A: A bunch of money.
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Q: Why are celery stalks leaves never lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches.
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Someone who eats celery stalks must like them a whole bunch.
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Q: Why did the gardener quit?
A: Because his celery wasn't high enough!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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