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#1 2024-03-28 17:39:35
- Jai Ganesh
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Celery Quotes - I
Q: Why did the gardener quit?
A: Because his celery wasn't high enough!
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Q: What water yields award winning Celery plants?
A: Perspiration!
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Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?
A: Cellar-y!
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Q: Why was the Hamster upset with his job?
A: It didn't pay enough salary (celery).
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Q: Why did the chef quit?
A: They cut his celery.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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