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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Apple Jokes - III

I made an account just to tell this joke.
Aren't you going to give me an apple-ause?
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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one, then!
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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
A bookworm !
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Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice.
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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
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