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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Math Jokes - 26

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
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Q: Why was the parent function upset with its child?
A: It was stretched to its limit.
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Q: What did the math teacher commit when she murdered someone?
A: A sin!
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Q: What do you call a small dog?
A: An acute one.
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Q: What do you call a broken record?
A: A Decca-gone.
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