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#1 2024-02-15 18:59:50
- Jai Ganesh
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Math Jokes - 17
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
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Q: How do you make Todd an odd number?
A: Take the T out of him.
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Q: What did 2 say to 4 after 2 beat him in a race?
A: 2 Fast 4 U!
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Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
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Q: What's 1 + 1?
A: A math expression!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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