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#1 2024-02-12 17:24:48
- Jai Ganesh
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Math Jokes - 12
Q: What is a proof?
A: One-half percent of alcohol.
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Q: Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?
A: They were core-relations.
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Q: How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?
A: She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.
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Q: What is Ho cubed?
A: HoHoHo.
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Q: What wild animal is good at algebra?
A: The tangent lion.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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