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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Math Jokes - 8

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
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Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?
A: By completing the scare.
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Q: Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?
A: They were core-relations.
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Q: Why was the matrix arrested?
A: Illegal entry.
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Q: What do you call a rodent with babies?
A: A quad-rat-ic parent.
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