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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Math Jokes - 4

Q: Why did the mutually exclusive events break up?
A: They had nothing in common.
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Q: How is an artificial Christmas tree like the fourth root of -68?
A: Neither has real roots.
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Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiancee?
A: With a polynomial ring!
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Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
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