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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Math Jokes - 2

Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
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Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
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Q: Why did I divide sin by tan?
A: Just cos.
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Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry?
A: He'll work for pi.
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Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?
A: To Times Square.
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