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- Jai Ganesh
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One day I shall solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be alcohol.
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I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.
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15+15 is thirty but 16+16 is thirty too.
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You don't like her? Drink more.
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A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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