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#1 2023-02-20 00:05:30
- Jai Ganesh
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Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
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What's the king of all school supplies? The ruler.
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I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just nuts.
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Why can't the bank keep a secret? It has too many tellers!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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