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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,219

One liners - 127

I hope the guy who invented Autocorrect burns in hello!
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I've never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects.
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The best time to open a gift is the present.
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I remember being in so much debt that I couldn't afford my electricity bills, it was a dark time.
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Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.