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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 121

I asked my wife what she’d like for her birthday.
She said that since it’s a round birthday, she’d love something that goes from zero to 200 in 20 seconds.
No problem, I got her a nice weight scale.
But really, there’s just no pleasing that woman!
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Is it getting warmer here or is it all the candles on your birthday cake?
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Many years have passed since the world saw your smile for the first time.
Many years.
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Today you broke a world record.
You’ve never been as old as you are now.
Happy Birthday.
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Happy birthday.
In dog years, you’re dead.
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