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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 21

I was going to start a Procrastinators Club.
But then I realized I’d have to reject anyone who actually turned up at the meeting so I decided to put it off again.
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Today, I found a mosquito, I sat right next to it and kept on buzzing so he would see what it’s like, not being able to sleep!
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That moment when you want to be really cool in the cinema and start flipping popcorn into the air to catch it with your open mouth, but instead you get it in your open eye and the rest of the movie is just blurry.
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How many psychologists do you need to change a lightbulb?
Hm, and how many do YOU think?
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Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?”
“No, how?”
“I’ll tell you tomorrow.”
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.