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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 44

Q: Why did the house go to the doctor?
A: It was having window pains.
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Q: What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
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A: "Why are you late?"
B: "There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill."
A: "That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?"
B: "No, I was standing on it."
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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
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If you think nobody cares you are alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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Q: What runs but never walks?
A: Water.
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