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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 40

Q: How do you know a clock is still hungry?
A: It goes back four seconds.
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Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I do not think I should tell you because you might spread it around...
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.
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Q: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?
A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.
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