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#1 2021-09-21 00:10:19

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 22

Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A: Stuck!
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Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A: By hare-plane.
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Q: What runs but never walks?
A: A hose.
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Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, because they have two lips.
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Q: What did the spoon say to the knife?
A: “You’re so sharp!”
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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